CHORUS (twice)
Where’s your bag Dad your bag?
You left your bag Dad in Baghdad

I took a little trip on a jumbo
Down to the Persian Gulf
I drove across Iraq I drove across Iran
I haven’t seen the bag since then


O tell me tell me tell me where I left it
Give me just a little clue
I’ve never been so sad I’ve never felt so bad
So tell me what can I do?


I think I just remembered where I left it
Stuffed in the boot of the car
The bag’s in the back, the car’s in Iraq
But I’m in Australia

CHORUS (twice)